My friend is very strange

I went with my friend to a bar that offered... um... alternative entertainment..

Like dancers chained to walls that you could pay to hang out with you for the night.

So because my buddy never gets any action, I bought him a friend, and found out that he had a very strange fetish.

He looked her straight in the eyes and said

Baby. I love your face, but it don't matter, because I know my job is to lick your shoes.

We don't go out together anymore,

Because he was one strange motherfucker.